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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 14:02
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No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
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Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Consequatur corporis quos perspiciatis tenetur vel totam.
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How is ice climbing a different or similar experience from rock climbing?
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Then came..
share office space ...
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
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